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04/15/2021 - A Tribute to Mr. Thompson: Teacher, Mentor, Possible Necromancer
04/12/2021 - Thank You from the Society That’s Been Growing Under Your Ass
04/08/2021 - We’re Not Denying You Had a Baby, But As Your Health Insurance Company, We Are Denying Everything Else
04/05/2021 - I Am Your Free Spirit and I Quit
04/01/2021 - An Open Letter to My Fans Regarding My Retirement from Writing
03/29/2021 - Fun Time Killers for Park Rangers
03/25/2021 - Citizen App Writing Prompts
03/22/2021 - Beat It Pal, You’ve Run Out of Free Articles for This Month…
03/18/2021 - Q&A When Someone Learns You’re Colorblind
03/15/2021 - I’m the PDF a Baby Boomer Needs Help Opening
03/11/2021 - Categories of Guy Eliminated by Quarantine
03/08/2021 - A Letter to Mr. Six, the Dancing Six Flags Mascot from the Early 2000s, for Being a Lying, Cheating Son of a Bitch
03/04/2021 - Texting Tips from the GOAT
03/01/2021 - An Open Letter to People Who Bag Their Dog’s Poo Only to Leave It Behind as Litter
02/25/2021 - I Am the Bot That’s Preventing You from Buying a PS5
02/22/2021 - How to Drown Out the Inane Chatter of a Dear Friend in Need of Moral Support
02/18/2021 - Let Me Help You with That “Epoch Times” Crossword
02/15/2021 - Taoist Truisms for the Age of Surveillance Capitalism
02/11/2021 - Ways to Hide That You’re Only in This Relationship for the Free Valentine’s Day Chocolate
02/08/2021 - Seeking Housing: A Tiresome Text Exchange