I have lost track of how many orders I have had to resend or refund over the past 2 weeks.

It's great to remember to wear masks and gloves when you go out, but let me remind you that you also should put clothes on....
Even though people do tend to social distance much more if you don't
Just sayin....

Today I sent last weeks orders via express post to help ensure that they arrive in time and hopefully to the address I put on them.
Sadly because of the rapid increase of the really crazy things that have been happening to parcels I send, I have decided that for a few weeks I will shutdown website plant sales until Australia Post has a chance to get their logistics worked out.

Please stay tuned for my 
Grand Reopening Sale
in the weeks ahead
Cobbettes and Cobbers.

It gonna be

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These Fantastic Plants Sale are only available to email subscribers. 
It is how we honour your loyalty.


So I told ya this sale could end any minute.
 It was "No bull Mate!!!"
I wasn't pullin ya chain Cobbers.

Have a great week Guyz n Galz
and remember too...

Stay positive
Act Sane
Drink your coffee
Don't stab people
Keep your clothes on...

And don't forget...
This shut down shouldn't last too long.


Click here if you want to see some of the other crazy plant selling attempts that have recently fallen out of my brain... 

Zany Adventure Times

To help ensure that we can keep having crazy sales like this...
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Most plants are in 40mm wide by 80mm deep pots or 50mm wide by 70mm deep pots (tubestock).
They will have established roots, will be a good size for their pots and will be ready to plant into your garden.

Our flat rate delivery cost of $15.95 regardless of how many plants you buy still applies.

This sale is only available to our email subscribers. If you have been forwarded this email, you can subscribe
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This sale is only valid for website purchases at 
 email purchases via
or for phone orders on 0404 850 324
It Excluded gift vouchers.

To purchase online & then pick up your order from our nursery at Croydon Vic 3136
please allow us 2 days to organise to pick your order. Also please let me know via email or phone what day you are picking up your order so that I can pick it and have it put aside for you.


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Offer is not redeemable for cash.

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Attribution for the "Аленький цветочек"
Epiphyllum - Flowering 'cactus' - special for my flickr friend Cepreuphoto/s above is on Flickr by Tatters ✾ used under
Image has been cropped, duplicated and then added to 2 B grade photos of my own to create a collage.

Thank you for letting me use your picture  .

* I do not have any Naughty or Nice list. This is just using humour to sell plants Mate!!!! :- )
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Sale Excludes gift vouchers.
If you do not use the code in our website checkout at the time ya purchase, ya wont be gettin the discount Cobbers.


Plants must be purchased
& paid for before this sale ends to qualify for this offer
No exceptions.

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Orders purchased online can be be posted out for a flat rate postage cost of $15.95 or you can pick them up postage exempt from:

2c Holts Lane
Bacchus Marsh (Darley)
Vic (Click here for the google map Mate).

Plant Pick Up is by appointment only.

Please contact to work out a time.

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